deducinghuntersinthetardis:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

oh my god what did i start

You started something amazing.

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

tag your porn omg 

iamthedroidyourelookingfor:

continuity at its finest

grubbsgrady:

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

i fucking love you

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

Roman numerals. What are they good IV?

laugh-addict:

thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can